SAGA, Not Sci‑Fi: When LLMs Start Doing Science
Science usually fails in a boring way. Not with explosions. Not with a robot dramatically discovering penicillin 2.0 while violins swell in the background. More often, a research workflow fails because somebody optimized the wrong thing a little too efficiently. A molecule scores well but is chemically ugly. A nanobody looks good under one predictor but fails to bind. A DNA enhancer activates the target cell line but also lights up the wrong tissue. A separation process reaches high purity by adding pointless unit operations, because the reward function forgot to punish industrial nonsense. The optimizer did its job. Unfortunately, the job description was incomplete. ...