One-Shot, No Drama: Why Training-Free Federated VLMs Might Actually Work
Deployment is where elegant AI systems go to discover invoices, weak networks, compliance teams, and client devices with the computing dignity of a hotel lobby printer. Federated vision–language models make that problem worse. In theory, they are attractive: keep local data local, let many clients collaborate, and adapt a powerful pre-trained model to distributed visual tasks. In practice, the standard recipe usually asks every client to participate in repeated training rounds, exchange updates, survive connectivity gaps, and somehow not turn the entire project into a GPU-themed charity event. ...