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When AI Reviews AI: Turning Foundation Models into Safety Inspectors

Opening — Why this matters now AI is now inside cockpits, rovers, cars, and robots long before our regulatory frameworks have learned how to breathe around them. Everyone wants the upside of autonomy, but very few want to talk about the certification bottleneck—the grinding mismatch between human-language requirements and the inscrutable behavior of deep neural networks. ...

November 26, 2025 · 5 min · Zelina
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Who Owns Your Words? Copyright, LLMs, and the Quiet Arms Race Over Training Data

Opening — Why This Matters Now Copyright litigation has quietly become the shadow regulator of AI. As courts dissect whether models “memorize” content or merely “learn patterns,” one uncomfortable truth remains: most creators have no practical way to check whether their work was swept into a training dataset. The arms race isn’t just about bigger models—it’s about accountability. ...

November 26, 2025 · 4 min · Zelina
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Benchmarks Without Borders: Inside the Moduli Space of AI Psychometrics

Opening — Why this matters now The AI industry is obsessed with benchmarks. Every model launch arrives with an arsenal of charts—MMLU, GSM8K, HumanEval—paraded as proof of competence. Unfortunately, the real world has an annoying habit of not looking like a benchmark suite. As AI systems become multi-modal, agentic, tool-using, and deployed in mission‑critical workflows, the industry faces a structural question: How do you evaluate general intelligence when the space of possible tasks is effectively infinite? ...

November 25, 2025 · 6 min · Zelina
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Consciousness, Capabilities, and Catastrophe: Why Your Future AI Overlord Might Feel Nothing

Opening — Why this matters now The public imagination has made artificial consciousness the villain of choice. If a machine “wakes up,” we assume doom follows shortly after, ideally with dramatic lighting. Yet the latest research—including VanRullen’s timely paper 【AI Consciousness and Existential Risk】 【filecite〖turn0file0〗filecite】—suggests the real story is more mundane, more technical, and arguably more concerning. ...

November 25, 2025 · 4 min · Zelina
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Diffusion Unchained: How SimDiff Turns Chaos Into Forecasting Clarity

Opening — Why this matters now Time‑series forecasting is having a moment. Finance, energy, supply chains, and crypto all now demand models that can handle volatility, drift, and data regimes that shift faster than executives can schedule their next meeting. Diffusion models have entered the scene with great generative promise—but most of them crumble when asked for something boring yet crucial: a precise point forecast. ...

November 25, 2025 · 4 min · Zelina
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Dreams Decoded: When Vision–Language Models Learn to Read Your Brain Waves

Opening — Why this matters now Sleep is the original dataset: messy, subjective, and notoriously hard to label. Yet sleep quality quietly underpins everything from workforce productivity to clinical diagnostics. As healthcare infrastructure slowly embraces machine learning, a new question emerges: can multimodal AI—specifically vision–language models—finally handle the complexity of physiological signal interpretation? A recent study proposes exactly that, assembling a hierarchical vision–language model (VLM) to classify sleep stages from EEG images. Instead of treating brain waves as inscrutable squiggles, the model blends enhanced visual feature extraction with language-guided reasoning. In other words: not just seeing, but explaining. ...

November 25, 2025 · 4 min · Zelina
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Enviro-Mental Gymnastics: Why Cross-Environment Agents Still Trip Over Their Own Feet

Opening — Why This Matters Now The AI industry is going through its “agentic adolescence”—full of promise, erratic behavior, and an unearned confidence that a little bit of reflection and a few YAML files will magically produce general intelligence. The truth is less glamorous. Today’s agents still behave like students who can ace one exam but fail spectacularly when the questions change format. ...

November 25, 2025 · 5 min · Zelina
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How to Make Neural Networks Talk: Register Automata as Their Unexpected Interpreters

Opening — Why this matters now Neural networks have grown fluent in everything from stock‑price rhythms to ECG traces, yet we still struggle to explain why they behave the way they do. The interpretability toolbox—saliency maps, linear probes, distilled decision trees—remains oddly mismatched with models that consume continuous‑valued sequences. When inputs are real numbers rather than discrete tokens, “classic” DFA extraction stops being a party trick and becomes a dead end. ...

November 25, 2025 · 3 min · Zelina
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Prints Charming: How Reward Models Finally Got Serious About Long-Horizon Reasoning

Opening — Why this matters now Autonomous agents are getting ambitious. They browse the web, synthesize information, run code, and stretch their context windows to sometimes absurd lengths. But here’s the catch: as their horizons grow, their reasoning tends to unravel. They forget earlier steps, hallucinate causal chains, misinterpret tool outputs, or simply drown in their own context. ...

November 25, 2025 · 5 min · Zelina
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Agents Behaving Badly: Why 'Agentic AI' Needs Adult Supervision

Opening — Why this matters now Agentic AI is having its moment. Everyone wants a tireless digital employee: planning trips, fixing calendars, routing emails, “just getting things done.” But as we rush to automate autonomy, we’re discovering that many of these agents are less like seasoned professionals and more like interns with infinite confidence and unreliable memory. They improvise. They hallucinate. They negotiate with the wrong people. And, spectacularly, they don’t understand the social world they operate in. ...

November 24, 2025 · 5 min · Zelina