Ready Player None: Why AI Still Can’t Beat the Human Game Multiverse
Opening — Why This Matters Now Every few months, a new model release arrives wrapped in confident headlines: human-level reasoning, expert-level coding, AGI within reach. Benchmarks light up. Leaderboards shift. Twitter celebrates. And yet, when these same models are asked to play a casual mobile game for two minutes — the kind designed for bored commuters — they collapse into hesitation, confusion, or paralysis. ...