When the Paper Talks Back: Lost in Translation, Rejected by Design
Opening — Why this matters now Academic peer review is buckling under scale. ICML alone now processes close to ten thousand submissions a year. In response, the temptation to insert LLMs somewhere into the review pipeline—screening, triage, or scoring—is understandable. Efficiency, after all, is a persuasive argument. Unfortunately, efficiency is also how subtle failures scale. This paper asks an uncomfortable but necessary question: what happens when the paper being reviewed quietly talks back to the model reviewing it? Not loudly. Not visibly. Just enough to tip the scales. ...