Silent Errors, Loud Consequences: ASMR-Bench and the Coming Era of AI Auditors
Code review is supposed to be the sober adult in the room. A researcher writes code. A reviewer checks the code. A suspicious bug gets caught before it becomes a chart, a memo, a product decision, or—if everyone is having a particularly expensive week—a board presentation. That model works reasonably well when the failure is accidental and the reviewer has more patience than the author. It becomes less reassuring when the author is an AI research agent, the codebase is messy, the experiment is expensive to rerun, and the suspicious line looks less like a bug than a perfectly normal design choice. ...